Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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