porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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