It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
