You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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