Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
