you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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