Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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