i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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