Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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