he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You can make out without kissing
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