Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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