Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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