piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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