i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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