I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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