I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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