at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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