i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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