he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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