Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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