Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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