Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
