i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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