Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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