I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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