Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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