I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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