What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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