i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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