It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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