dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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