You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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