I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
