My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Farmville is her only friend.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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