my mouth tastes like poor choices
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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