I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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