Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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