bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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