So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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