It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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