dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
