I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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