Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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