real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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