theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
