What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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