Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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