you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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