You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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