god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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